WELL THEN... How are we all doing today??? Really? Wow! Anyway, this is my page about my friends and how much they mean to me...
By the way, isn't this background just lush??? I drew it myself, thankyouverymuch.
First things first, though. No matter who you are; CLICK HERE (especially if your name's Lindsey), but remember to come back in a minute!
Back? Good. Heh! Hope you appreciate that, Linds! So, basically, i'm just gonna say HI! to all my mates here, just to make them feel good. Wanna join them? I need more friends, so email me now! Or find me on ICQ. I'm there almost every day between 1030 and midnight (GMT). And maybe I'll add you. Someday. When I can be arsed.
Lindsey - Actually, you can sod off, you've already got and entire page to yourself so shut it now, woman! I look forward to giving you hot sex...
Squish! - My honey, my darling... we don't talk enough!!! I know I promised to mail you (and still haven't) but look! I did this instead. (and don't be pissed that ur second on the list!) Oh yeah... Anyone out there like Manga? Seen Battle Angel Alita? Who would you cast as Yugo in a live action version of it? Me and Squish just don't know.
Babyface - *snogsnogsnog* Hellllllllo Baby!! What can I say? I found you in white pages 'cos you like Terrorvision, hell - you even think FEEDER are good!! Maybe we could meet one day, huh? y'know, get married, have kids, etc. kisskiss!
Angela - Hehe. She thinks I don't like her.. She lectured me about whether or not I should leave my girlfriend.. She is ANGELA - Super Psychiatrist! Yay. Seriously, Ur nice, I'm only kiddin'!
Fireball - For such a young person, you do seem quite grown up. Although I'm not friends with many kids your age, you is cool enuff for me... (and get your auntie to chat with me sometime!)
Hive - Don't like my nick, huh? WELL FINE I DONT CARE, SOD OFF!! But you're still really nice anyway! Get in touch. If you want, that is.. I mean, I'm not pressuring you... sorry...
Freedom - Hiah love!! You okay? I must admit, I didn't think I was gonna like you at first, BUT!!! You are reeeeeeeeally nice. Take care and gimme a massage sometime (yeah, you did read that right!)
Blods - who the hell are you? Why are you on my list? Someone's been using my PC again!!
Lil Gem - my first ICQ buddy! Havent spoken in aaaages!! So, if you're feeling lonely, gimme a call sometime!! It'd make me happy!
James - You are a limp penis. I hate you. You smell like and old cabbage. And your mother's shit in bed. Wanker. Die, or something...
Polmon - UR COOL. U IS ONE OF MY BESTEST FRIENDS. I THINK IF I WAS GAY, I'D LOVE YOU IN THAT SPECIAL WAY THAT I DO LINDSEY. XXX
RichieTheTaff - Nasty name, bra. Don't let those English bastards be nasty to you, or I'll come round there and kick there collective head in, with a special shoe. MAIL ME!!
Gethin!! - Hey dude! Show this to your friends, and Sonia. Oh, and tell her she's gorgeous and that as soon as she's bored of you, she can have me. If she wants... maybe...
Terry, Matt and Mike!! - Hello. This is my webpage. I had to mention you... 'cos it'd just be nasty if I didn't. I don't really like you that much, it's just I couldn't comletely ignore you guys. Terry, I hope you're not living in McDonalds still, Matt don't go blind and Mike... I... love... you!!
*Natalie* - We haven't chatted much, but you seem pretty cool to me. Remember, I look like Matt Damon!! I'm a babe! Or something.. Oh and sorry if much innuendos and attempts at Cyber embarrassed you!!
Blods - Hiah you! You are the oldest ICQ person I know.. Laydees and gents, this woman is 189 yrs old!! Seriously though ur Welsh and cool and sexy! XxXxX! Cymru Am Byth, etc!! (check the bottom of the page, and welsh speakers!!)
Casper - Dow did u get to know me again? Oh yeah! Fireball/Spiphy. Well last time I spoke to you, you told me to 'Fuck Off', so I dont know if I wanna talk to you again!
Clueless Too - I've just realised; ur on my list, we've never chatted, and I dont even know who u are!! Get in touch now!! Please, the suspense is killing me! No, REALLY!!
D.K.N.Y. - HIAH! We havent chatted in aaaages, but I dunno if I want to really, I mean, last time we did, you kept winding me up and making me feel really guilty all the time. Ah, what the fudge, it was funny really! ;o)
Demonette - Well, I've just realised that out message archive on ICQ consits of just two messages! Great!! Get in touch, woman!! i'm gonna mail u soon if u don't!
Keethrax - One of the few blokes that I'm friends with on ICQ. WHO LIKES FEEDER!! Yay! Apart from the new album sucks ass, man!! But ur cool!! Safe!
Kristyn - You remind me of me... a few months ago, when I was a veritable ICQ virgin - although last time we were on ICQ u ignored me completely! Not amused :o( ! Get in touch if u wanna make up.
Lightenning Redder - HI YOU!! I'll send that Feeder tape soon, I promise!! LR lives in Hong Kong, everyone, and is cool. All say HI!
Neacola - Oh man, ur so lucky! You live in Japan (which I'd really like to do) and you go skating on rooftops! WOW! Keep ur eyes peeled for me on ICQ. Not literally, mind!
Phonicsgrrrrrlll - Hey I know you're going through some hard shit at the moment, and I'm really sorry that our friendship had to start on such nastiness, but I hope u'll be ok, and that we can chat again soon, ok? :o)
Angel Of Ferret - Man, I thought u were just a quiet little mosher. But THEN, you send me a return to that 'Get to know u' email that just blew me away! U horny bugger!! We need to chat more, cos u r cool as poo!
Zoei - We don't talk enough! C'mon and get in contact, watch out for me on ICQ! You know it makes sense!!
Thats it. For now, at least. I'm gonna try and update this whenever I can, so keep an eye out! SAFE!